I Read What I Sing, Do You?

Hey guys... work has taken up my time.. well not 24/7 but I'm lifeless after a hard days' work and nothing beats lying on our cold bed with the comforter over me and dozing off hoping to have a not-so-restless night. I, would most probably awaken to find myself sobbing from some crazy nightmare or sometimes even weirder that I would almost pee from dreaming of going to the toilet.

Then.. there's the occasional office politics which I dread to learn from. It's never too soon to educate myself that colleagues can never be your true friends. Oh wait! Let me rephrase that. It's never too soon to educate myself that CERTAIN colleagues are not so friendly. Friends for benefits that's for sure. Therefore, sometimes it's advisable to keep your mouth shut and be aware of salt and pepper that pours in and out. So, it's been 6 months since I started mingling with people that I learned that it's unnecessary to be too nice to people because they never appreciate you. Regardless whether they had been nice.. it's only a temporary gesture. I mean people use people but hello, at least have the heart to be grateful. I don't hate the people that's unfriendly, instead I'm trying to understand them but then again, why bother wasting time. It's like trying to force a chopstick through a needle eye.


I'm always grateful of what I have. I've never asked for anything more than what I'm have. Though, clothes and make up seems to be two genres that I absolutely adore... hmm. The wonder of needs and its satisfaction. You will never be happy if you are always wanting more.

So, let's get back to life or should I say reality. Nowadays, people fake their lives. Even reality shows aren't real now. Living with scripts. Songs are written just for fun when they should be inspirational and motivating. I'm an avid song listener. Not avid like I can play guess the song/singer game and not to the extend of singing each and every song that pops from the radio but I very much like to understand the story behind the song. Whether it's breaking up, the girl is leaving the guy, or the girl is kicking the guy out, etc.


Recently, Rihanna's song has been playing on the radio. It's not bad for a song and the beat is jumpy but I can't help it when I try to understand the lyrics, it is just pure awful and obscene and I don't understand why is it playing on the radio. Don't people read what they sing? How does our country board of censorship decides anyway? Do they really go through the song word by word or they just censor the part where they think is inappropriate?

Songs like "I Kissed the Girl" shouldn't have been censored in the first place when more obscene songs like, "Touch My Body", should be kept indoors.


Let's play pretend... if (1) Human and (2) Motorbike

Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?
-get what up? the thing! my blog is rated 'U' therefore I can't blog the 'D' or 'C' word
-start the engine
Come here rude boy, boy; is your big enough?
-is the thing big enough?
-should be the power and probably the sound when the engine starts
Take it, take it baby, baby Take it, take it; love me, love me
-means let's go, get on with it
-as in, let's go for the ride on the bike

Tonight I'ma let you be the captain
-ooo he take charge
-the bike take charge
Tonight I'ma let you do your thing, yeah
Tonight I'ma let you be a rider
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up babe
-definitely he's on top
-the bike takes control and she maneuvers
Tonight I'ma let it be fire
Tonight I'ma let you take me higher
-different levels of fun!
-speeding, zooming
Tonight, baby, we could get it on, yeah, we could get it on, yeah
Do you like it?
-satisfied or not?
-satisfied or not?

Boy, I want, want, want whatchu want, want, want
Give it to me, baby like boom, boom, boom
What I want, want, want is what you want, want, want
Nah nah-ah
-boy and girl wants the same thing as much as the other gender does
the bike wants human to ride on it and the human enjoys it?

Tonight I'ma give it to ya harder
Tonight I'ma turn ya body out
Relax; let me do it how I wanna
If you got it I need it and I'ma put it down
Buckle up; I'ma give it to ya stronger
Heads up; we could go a little longer
-harder, stronger, longer?
-ride until the dusk till dawn, I guess


Tonight I'ma get a little crazy, get a little crazy,
baby I like the way you touch me there
-touch.. either there or there lor
-touch the handlebars or the seat touches her
I like the way you pull my hair
Babe, if I don't feel it I ain't faking, no, no
-hmm from behind? the moan is real
-the speed makes the wind blows the hair and she really loves her ride
I like when you tell me 'kiss you here'
I like when you tell me 'move it there'
So get it up; time to get it up: you say you a rude boy:
show me what you got now

Come here right now
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me

And here is the video for you to listen and maybe singalong...

But then again, this is from my point of view. Decision isn't final and the song itself could actually reflect a, 'MOTORCYCLE'! I don't know what would I do if I find my daughter singing along to the song above.

BEHOLD THE F-Cup Cookie

Anybody UP for the above? I've seen this product selling online in one of Malaysia's popular forums. For this particular advert, it was advertised in a ladies magazine. Sasa retails this product for RM168 while online you can get it for about RM80 (which some say are fakes; hence the price difference).

Judith saw the advert as she was browsing with me through the mag and when she asked me what is it for, I was speechless. Haha. Couldn't possibly say this cookie makes your boobies grow bigger. It would either ticked her off or make here even more interested in it.

INAPPROPRIATE and UNFITTING I'd think.

Has anyone tried it? Wonder does it really work. Not that I'm planning to try it but it looks...

IMPROBABLE, UNBELIEVABLE and UNLIKELY to work at least from my POV.

It says F-Cup Cookies promises to increase bust size in just 2 weeks of consumption... what if you only get F Cup on one side only.

VERY UNCOOL!

Whereas the outbox reads, 'The New Concept of Helping Women To Become More Feminine'. You'll look more feminine on the outside but it wouldn't make you feminine in the inside. You can't change an apple from red to green. Plus, I don't think anyone would want to be F-Cups.

Very UNDESIRABLE and INCONVENIENCE.

Besides, Japanese F-Cups are US DDs. So, in Malaysia, it would be.... urm no idea.

I guess you really have to eat a whole lot of F-Cup cookies to get the F-Cups. I mean having lots of non-F-Cup cookies does make your bum and tummy bigger. So far, there's no one confirming that their boobs grew or enlarged after munching on the cookies.

I think I'll rather stick to hot oils and massages. Just stick to your CUPS.. it's safer and PROBABLY more feminine than F-Cups.

To Help Or Not To Help

Have you read today's newspaper? Check out the front page. It's a bit mind bending when you read the article about H1N1 do's and don'ts.

The 3rd advice is : 'Get help from family members, relatives or friends to obtain daily necessities or food.'

While the 4th advice states : 'Avoid contact with people who offer help.'

So... are we supposed to ask for help then deny for help at the same time? Hmm.. I'm lost. Does that mean one should get help from a neighbor to buy groceries and when they come over to deliver them, we cannot claim them? Haha! How am I going to get my groceries then? And.. also does this mean that if a medical practitioner came to my aid, I shouldn't allow them to evaluate me? I'm not being sarcastic but maybe it should state clearly like;

'Avoid contact with others as much as you can.'

Don't you think so?

Mc-Bias

Yesterday WE (we consists of Me, my sis, Joe, Judith and Javier) went to Jaya Jusco, Balakong for dinner. We decided to go for McD's since it'll be a quickie dinner and we don't have much time to spare before the kids' bedtime.

So, the kids took their places at the boxseats while sis and I went and queue. Quite a queue since only one counter was open (cut down on cost?). Don't know where did all the crew went but I only saw 2 in the kitchen and one assembling orders. When it's our turn, we proceed to order. Here's what we ordered:

• Large Value Meal McChicken without vege
• Large Value Meal Chicken McDeluxe
• Chicken McDeluxe ala carte'
• 6pcs Chicken McNuggets ala carte'

To minimize the queue line, we moved to the side where a crew member proceed to place our tray with our orders. Came the McChicken, the drinks, the fries and one of the Chicken McDeluxe. However, the 6pcs nuggets went to the tray after us. You know what I mean? We were here first, we ordered and paid but the order goes to this 'wanita'. It's like HELLO? I can see my 6pcs nuggets there in someone's tray. We were definitely putting on faces. Come on la.. isn't it better to reduce the queue flow by filling our trays first? The lady who got the nuggets even left the counter before us. We were told to sit down and the nuggets and the remaining burger will be sent later. 

Next thing we know, the table beside us who came after us, got 2 Chicken McDeluxes'. Whoa.. sis went to the counter and was told to sit down. I went to the counter and they ignored me. I know the crew member who was assembling the orders was quite 'bengang' of us because we kept on requesting on our orders. We were also 'bengang' ok? From where I sit, there's a mirror in front of me that let me watch the going ons at the counter. I know you're busy telling your colleagues what a pain in the butt we were but there's no excuse in mixing orders of customers. First come first serve. Comment forms 'pun takde'. No manager was around too that's for sure. The crew members were like 'selamba aje'. Haihz so disappointing. 

First was the McDelivery problem, now this one.... 

Jaya Jusco @ Just Jammed

 

My mom and I went Jaya Jusco, Balakong yesterday for the JCard Members' Sale. We arrived at about 8.30am and this was the scene we encountered!

Look at the terrible jam!!! Before we even reached the junction, we saw cars stuck left and right, up and down. My ‘bulu’ already ‘naik’ before entering JJ.

Please Help Me! I’m so scared. This is my first JCard Day btw.

Econsave which is situated opposite JJ was so smart. The management was very smart lah not the brand. They closed their gates so JCard customers won’t parked at their lot. DAM!

He didn't do his duty very well. One man against loads of housewives? Sorry my dear, this will be a tough day for you.

Mom manoeuvring wisely, avoiding the bizarre crowd

Mom and I don't understand... why they all so 'kan cheong'?

Breakfast on SALE! Not free one! Cheh!

Even going up to carpark takes longer than me having my beauty bath! Whoa look at those smart drivers; using the exit lane to go up. So desperate that they're willing to risk their lives.

Guess! What are these? Boring while waiting in car. But quite hilarious to watch people running from one end to the other. A minute they were waiting there then the guard pointed out this door won’t be open. Haha. Run yall' run.

Arrived in one piece.

So.. we found parking. Waited for the crowds to dissolve then we headed down to Old Town Kopitiam for a cuppa'.

Mom’s white coffee and my white milk tea

and of course.. a visit to the loo is a must while it's still clean and since everyone seems to be attacking the sale.. we’ll just take our time.. hehe

What's the fuss? Very cheap Nescafe, Milo, Mamy Poko, Cooking Oil, etc.

It was crazee.... so many people, worse than 'pasar pagi', worse than Petaling Street. Hai-yo. I think some were even half awake. Pity those kids who followed mom to shopping. They were sleeping in shopping carts piled with stuff. 

And then... there was Happy Hour. Happy Hour is freaky. Once they call out Happy Hour, everyone seems to be in aggressive mode. Whoa like a scene from the end of the world. Handbags were at 80% off, watches RM149 became RM49, bed comforters from RM299 poof to RM69 at Happy Hour. All the 'tai-tais' rushed and grabbed anything they could lay their hands on. ME? Just trying to figure how to get out of the human traffic.

Mom and I didn't buy much things. Lots of people were pushing trolleys of stuff. We didn't even have our hands full. There were just too many people. Changing rooms were occupied with long queues, cashiers were on automatic mode; cursing buttons, swiping cards and security guards were lost at controlling the crowd. I had 'Sticker Shock' too. Prices were so low that I could emit them but they weren't particularly impressive to buy. I'm not the kind who buys on impulse.
Gotta think! Think! Think! 

So, we both gone through madness though it was only 3 hours felt like 30 minutes, a whole lot of crowd pressure and with not much purchased, we left JJ. As usual, parking space was limited and many vehicles were going round and round looking for parking space.

Going through the jam once more. Aggressive drivers are like zombies; they'll pounce on you when you're on your way out, WATCH OUT!

Bringing more stock? Nope! That was what I thought at first. Only when I saw what they were doing that Oh-Oh me. They were paying people to buy those cheap stuff from JJ. After buying, they'll bring the purchases out, passed to these men here which will put into the lorry/van. Then, they'll redo it over and over again. Most probably to resell later somewhere at a profitable price. When I return in the afternoon to changed something, I noticed WOW it's 3/4 full already.

Hmm that's more like it. Told ya' one person ain't enough to do the job!

See that stand there? Parking is FULL. So full that people parked at road sides, sides of the highway, and so far back to the factories and walked over. There was even a St. John Ambulance on stand-by in case of panic attacks inside Jaya Jusco. LOL!

'Ada orang kena saman'. Duno what he did. Maybe he double-parked or just maybe, 'mata-mata' didn't like the way he looked.

At the end of the day, I learned a new kind of shock, I call it the "Kind of Shock". Duno what that means but it's a kind, that's for sure. So long JCard Day. I conclude that the experience was scary. Hopefully the next JCard Day will be extended to 2-3 days to avoid human traffic. I'll be sure to fill in JJ's comment form.

Bloopers

Bloopers can happen any day, any time on an ordinary day. I've seen so many bloopers but not all the time I get to catch them in action. Here are just a few that I've saved so far....


While Mom and I were having breakfast... this lady came and sat at the table in front of us with her naked legs up on the chair. Chairs are meant for your butt, my dear and if you really want to raise your leg, better to do it at home. It's just not hygienic and it's inappropriate. She actually made me lost my appetite.


Oooo something that I caught on National TV. The revealing of Yasmin Ahmad's latest movie, "TALENTIME". As you can see, 'TOMMORROW' is spelled wrongly with double Ms'.


While I was having breakfast at Kumar, this guy with big biceps and fit body sat down with his pregnant wife. To my horror, his tattoo on his arm was a butterfly.. a huge butterfly. OMG my MOM and I were laughing our heads off!!


My usual shopping place, Jaya Jusco because it's only a mere 5 minutes drive from my Mom's place. While I was pacing through the aisle, I saw IT! FREE Sock (only a sock? what to do with a sock?)

What Our Friends Think of Malaysia

Oh dear! I was browsing through tripadvisor and I came upon Malaysia Traveler Article on Malaysia Visit Malaysia Year 2007-Problems. Just reading the title has given me the bumps. Is Malaysia that bad? I really wanna know more so, I continued reading and believe me; this is one of the best articles I've read so far. I could go on and on if there were chapters. Haha! I do agree with most of the statements tripadvisor made.

Yup... just get a map to get to your desired destination. Less fuss and less complicating.



Where did I hear this before?



Without a doubt, Malaysia's public transport system is going down the drain. I mean basically some cab drivers are being stalkers and making guilty money of conning our dear friends and also our own people.



While our very own Malaysian airlines' staff are 'tangan panjang'? Oh me oh my. How embarassing can that be? You really gotta read the article to understand it all.

But putting our public transportation aside, a point is made where we, Malaysians are always friendly and welcoming which is not surprising; as you often see, Malaysians are always delighted seeing tourists in our mainland.

~CHEERS~

Is It Supposed to Be Like That?

I was surfing for possible getaways as I stumbled upon

Peninsula Residence.
But check out the 'tab bar'. It says, "Welcome to Penisula Residence".

Gotta give credit to whoever who made that mistake. One would wonder if it's a Red District Residence.

The Truth About MY Eyebrows

What's the story of my eyebrow?

• My embroidered eyebrow?

• Well, I paid RM500 to do eyebrow embroidery in Empro.

• I remembered I did Ero not Ebrow.

• Ero gives you a more natural look where the artist will create fine thin lines to imitate the eyebrow hair whereas;
  
• Ebrow are the common ones where you see most eyebrow embroidery specialist are doing. You'll get a fuller eyebrow with this technique.

• I did Ero because I wanted a natural look.

• I went to the Empro outlet outside Piccolo Mondo early 2007.

• After I did Ero, there wasn't much results. I was pretty angry of the service I had.

• Then, in 2008, I got a call from one of the consultants from Empro asking me to go for a touch-up. I told her what happened but she laughed about it. I mean she didn't take note nor advise me what's the next step; instead, she asked me to catch their latest promotion of eyebrow embroidery before it ends and she also asked me to try their other services like elips and eyeliner embroidery.
  

• I, of course with anger turned whoever it is from Empro down.

• Then in a forum, I started out a topic on this Eyebrow Embroidery thingy. Voicing out my thoughts and inquiries on other beauty parlors that are also doing the eyebrow embroidery services.
  

• Few months later, I received an email from Natalie from Empro regarding my complaint and the unsatisfactory outcome I got; asking me to provide my contact details which I did happily.

• They called and we chatted. Finally, I was invited to redo my eyebrow without any additional charges. This time, I didn't want to go back to the outlet in Bukit Bintang so, I booked for an appointment at Desa Sri Hartamas.

• Miss Too was my eyebrow senior artist and she was very friendly unlike the consultant who greeted me which I thought was a bit OTT.

• I chose Ebrow this time because I'm afraid the results would be the same again. And Miss Too also agreed with my decision because I had one fuller brow and the other quite sparsely.

• Ebrow is cheaper (RM330) comparing to Ero.
  

• I did not have to pay as I mentioned but I do wonder if I'd get my money balance since I paid RM500 for the first failed service. Hehe! Consider it as donation then!
  

• After some pain and headache... a few weeks passed, I had perfectly shaped eyebrows.
  

• I went for a touch-up which Hubby reminded me to go (TQ) and it was double ouch and I think the results are the same as the week before. But, it looks pretty okay, I'm satisfied but I still need to fill in my eyebrows whenever I go out. At least I don't have to shape and draw them now - thank goodness!

• I know I'll have to go back there again maybe next year to do a touch-up which will cost me about RM250. Eyelash Perming used to be RM50 but I don't know if the price had increased or not.

• All in all.. I'm glad it's !DONE! and I've got results at last!

-TQ Miss Too for the wonderful shaped eyebrows-

-TQ Natalie for contacting ME-
-TQ Mr Coco for noticing my 'call for help' in the forum-
and..

-TQ Hubby for sending me over to Desa Sri Hartamas twice plus the hours you waited over juices and newspapers-

*for details on Empro services, just click any Empro words I highlighted*

SAKURA where art thou?

Yesterday, we went for dinner at SAKURA. It's situated along Jalan Imbi. We used to love SAKURA a lot. But since last night, I doubt we'll ever patronize it again. It really gave us a bad impression of the place the moment we sat down.

Thou, it's been renovated, modernized and added another floor, it doesn't deserved it.

What's BAD?

SERVICE

• OMiGosh! The waiter that took our orders could have land a role as Joker in Batman. He looked so serious and didn't even try to smile. At least Joker grinned.

• There were too many waiters and waitresses. Most of the time, they were hovering one another. Each time, a different face attend us.
  

FOOD

• The noodle dishes were okay but their signature 'nasi lemak' was thumbs down. The rice was too 'lemaky' so is the chicken curry. Lemak+Lemak don't really go well. The food quality decreased awfully. The 'acar' that was supposed to come before/with the dish together was sent later.

• Cc's dessert, 'cendol' came without 'cendol'. Haha it was funny. It was only ice and beans. A waitress names "ICE" took the 'non-cendol' back to the kitchen to be remake. But the worse thing is that, no one cared to inform us that they ran out of cendol. We waited until the captain came and told us the chef in the kitchen knew about it and yet they still serve customers; so to speak, they serve customers 'cendol' without its 'cendol'. The captain also told us that he had cancelled our 'cendol' order. WOW~ I didn't know our orders could be cancelled automatically by someone else. It's like getting a slap in the face!

• Do not order the ice-cream cakes...

ATMOSPHERE

• The whole restaurant is a smoking hub. What makes it worse is, there were families with children. Plus, smoking in an air-conditioned area can get really stuffy. 

• There were only 2 round tables.. LOL~

What's GOOD?

• Two waiters name Tony and Michael
• The fact that Javier vomited all over the chair and carpet. They were so efficient in cleaning up the mess.

SAKURA, you've break our hearts~

P/S : No pictures... too bad to be viewed!

Spelling mistake on booking website

Terms & Conditions

• All rates are subject.....
• Rooms are subject....
• Maximum 3 nights stay required during the "STUPILATED" period of stay.

Booking website 

(http://www.kl-hotels.com/impianaklcc/rates.htm) 

I laughed my heart out reading it... sounds like 'stupid period'.. really made me wonder is there such a word now... in fact I took the effort and Googled it.

Thank goodness there isn't one... vocab' still okay... no need updating yet!!!

Why successful Malaysian Women prefer 'GUAI LOU'?

Why successful Malaysian Women prefer 'Guai Lou'?
'Guai Lou' is also known as 'A-MoMo' or 'A-MoLang' or better known as 'Mat Salleh'.

Have you ever wonder why some of our famous women celebrities don't find a companion in Malaysian men? It's not that I wanna insult Msian men.. but I've did some research, and noticed successful Msian women really do go for 'Guai Lou'... well at least most of them.. some of them really do married Datuks' and successful Msian men.. these men should be 'Guai Lou' style le.. if not cannot tahan la.

Well, maybe 'Guai Lou' are much more westernize... 'Guai Lou' won't practice polygamy. 'Guai Lou' won't tie them down... and 'Guai Lou' still gives them freedom of life.. They can still continue their career in the entertainment industry. I guess sometimes when a Msian female celeb is so successful, marrying a Msian man or a Datuk actually degrades them in a way..


Look at Datuk Michelle Yeoh and Jean Todt... imagine her marrying a Msian. One will ponder what would happen to her high flying career. Would she be Msia' bound? Well there's not many chinese Datuks' anyway for her to choose from.. so I guess she has to find a 'Guai Lou' companion.. and she's still in the show business and making waves for our country.
You go GAL~




Other Msian female celebs who prefer 'Guai Lou' as companions:

Jeslina Hashim & Dion Rais Vercoe







Sarimah Ibrahim & Andrew










Ning Baizura & Chris Omar










Anita Sarawak & Mahathir











Maya Karin & Steven Shorthose@Muhammad Ali

Va-Va-Ruum~
Btw... Steven, used to be Jake's high school teacher years ago when both of them were in Garden International School@GIS!
So.... Steven, can we have an invitation please???



What happened to our budding Msian singer by the name of Siti then? She got married to Datuk K. Only appearing in events with her beloved Datuk K only. She has been laying low since. There were even rumors that he's into domestic violence..Hopefully this ain't true. Some said it happened in public and it was quickly covered up. Whatever happened to her career then? A talented singer retiring at the age of ??? Unbelievable. Whoever wants to retire from show business? Never heard of that unless you're Madonna!! I used to adore Siti though!!!


But, I wonder why 'Guai Lou' prefer Asian women... hmm.. ponder ponder...

Sinma - Makes Me Wonder

Today I went to the Jaya Jusco near my place...

I went to to look at some hair stuff and beauty tapes..

While I was browsing through the rows of make ups... can't help noticing the two promoters were setting up their own beauty parlor.

One of them was clipping her nails while the other was plucking her eyebrows..
I thought it was alright since it's still quite early and not much shoppers are here yet.
After for some time, after I've chosen my stuff, I walked towards the cashier to pay my things.

Guess what???
I saw one of the promoters putting back the utensil she was using just now onto the shelves..
I was so shocked.. how can she do that?
I wonder are most of the stuff in are used by them and sold to us second hand? So unhygienic!! Imagine nail clippers.. ew~
What about ear rings, hair clips, make ups, etc??? Double ew~

So, I guess next time if I wanna buy something, I'll make sure that it's sealed tight in its original packaging.. not those manually sealer bags.
To be safe, better alcohol swab your new stuff before using them.
We could come in contact with germs from strangers.
No wonder sometimes, we get rashes from nowhere...

Cheers~

I'll Snap When I Like~

It's kinda weird when a shopping centre put up 'NO PHOTOGRAPHY' signs..
I think shopping malls are one of the most photographed places.
I love taking pictures of my kids when they run around in malls.. even though if it's just snapping away with my mobile.. HAHA~
They do come in handy.
The signs stated 'NO PHOTOGRAPHY'.. so is Videography permitted then??
Well, maybe it's only this shopping centre that doesn't allow photography. The sign was placed at the car park.. at the door where it leads to the shopping arcade. So I wonder does it mean no photography at the car park or the stairs or the overall?

If a 'NO PHOTOGRAPHY' sign is put up outside of a shop/boutique, I would understand.. It's obviously not allowed..
But behind closed doors, while you're in the fitting rooms, no one knows but you.. HEHE~

HMM~

I wonder have the management ever thought before putting up such signs.
This shopping centre has very nice deco throughout the years..
In fact one of the best.. always looking forward to see its deco during the festive season.
So they shouldn't be shy about it..




Photography is a way to promote something..
Tourist could take pictures and bring them back and show their friends and that could do our country's tourism some good.
Well, I don't really care either... If I like what I see, I'll just snap~

Let The Women Be Women

KB..KB...KB....
Women with lipstick and high-heels are on the lose..
If caught, they may be fined up till RM500 per offence.
Plus, women are not allowed to put on heavy make-up.



Kinda rubbish.. the sound of heels> clickaty-clackaty can
arouse men.. Women who wants to wear heels to work are
advised to get those with rubbery soles.. wahaha~
Then just wear 'selipar' la (selipar + socks = to be more exact).
If only 'selipar', can see the cute toes and pinkies then it arouses men..


Even the sight of a girl with lipstick also can arouse men? Hmm... wonder what's next? What about putting on lip balm/vaseline? Is it forbidden too? It moisturizes cracked lips and yet it shimmers a little.

**Beware~ KB men is known to have the

Maybe women aren't allow to walk next.. maybe the swaying of the hips can arouse men..
Oh no cannot.. if women were to sit on wheelchairs, they have to wheel it.. and maybe those movements are considered arousal too...
Sigh~ what has the KB men become to? They sound weak to me..
Not that I'm living there or I wanna live there..
It's just not so fair to women.. to blame wholly on women..
Let the woman be a woman!!!!!
A little of lipstick and some heels won't hurt right?
No wonder girls and women runaway from KB to elsewhere to a
'men-not-so-easy-arouse' state..
Anyone could make the clickaty-clackaty sound.. I can knock a mug against the table.. or I can simply tap a pen continuously.. thought it would be irrating and annoying but somehow it arouses KB men...

Maybe the men at KB should do something about themselves..instead of putting the blame unnecessarily.
Here are some suggestions..

• Lipstick Issue - KB men should put lipstick on too, that way the arousal goes both ways. So girls~
• High-Heels Issue - all offices should be carpeted to avoid the clickaty-clackaty sound, even the stairs escalators and elevators, etc; should be carpeted..
  

Or, make it an all-men state... TADA!
Well if men in KB gets arouse so easily maybe they should consider to do something 'down there'.. Is there a 'DISVIAGRA'?

Or maybe wear a chastity belt and only 'the wife' @ 'keyholder' has the key to it. Then it's more safe.. safer for the him and safer towards mankind.

What they implement in KB is like telling KB women to be careful.. especially if you're wearing lipstick and high-heels, the chances of being pried by men is higher...

Meet the new ShoeCode:


Cheers~